MaxTheDork's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[I Like To Beat Things...]

Fukn insane, man!

I loved it! Sharpens you up for a bit of the old ultra-violence! Awesome!

[Barnyard Shenanigans!]

Absolutely Brilliant!

I was thinking all along how Pythonesque this thing was, and there at the end was Terry Jones dressed in his Housewife garb. Dead giveaway. But hell, this movie was practically more Pythonesque than Monty Python. A true classic! I also especially liked the snuck-in frame for "The Last Act..." oi, you didn't think we'd see that? heh!

[Axe]

Nothing like a little ultra violence!

Truly classic. Especially liked the Clockwork Orange poster in the background. Great gore and nice use of Sam Kineson screams. Also, nothing like a Newgrounds plug to further your cause. An all around excellent film.

[Blur]

Um, yeah.

Interesting start, I don't agree with the Starship Trooper ripoff, but it didn't seem to have a lot of substance.

[Zero Wing]

Phukin Phenomenal!!!

God I love this film. And Film is what it is, man, you should take this sum bitch to Cannes! This film is so sexy I got a stiffie.

I love the part where the Governor says: "Take no prisoners..." Awesome. Simply awesome.

TFX responds:

Thanks for being one of the first good reviews in a while :P

[Farley's Commercial]

Much better than Bitchin in the Kitchen

It was just so odd, I had to watch it three times. It's definitely better than the first effort. I haven't seen Shock Treatment so I don't get those references. This one was almost like a Sesame Street skit.

[Bitchin in the Kitchen]

Yes, it's bad

I'm sorry, but this is not good. However, it's somewhat amusing, and not completely lame. I'm trying to be honest without totally dissing Freakapotimus, because everything else she does is cool (-: